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The IITS 2007 Pop Culture Hall of Fame: THE WINNERS

Posted by Andrew Unterberger on December 19, 2007

Loren Wallace missing the cut, that’s what’s SNF

The votes are in. Don’t have time to write a long preamble about it, but thanks for voting, and I was more than happy with the turnout. Here are the five winners, counted down of course, for each category, as well as the Honorable Mention and Write-In nominees that got the most votes, or the one I liked the most in case of a tie. Here goes.

Music:

5.


Akon and T-Pain Buy a Timeshare in the Top 40

4.


Avril Lavigne Unwittingly Introduces an Obscure Power-Pop Act to a New Generation

3.


Um-buh-reh-lla, ella, ella, ey ey

2.


Soulja Boy Teaches a Grateful Nation How to Crank Dat Soulja Boy

1.


It’s Britney, Bitch

Honroable Mention:


The One-Man WTF-Fest of R. Kelly

Write-In:


Radiohead Single-Handedly Destroys the Music Industry

Movies:

5.


The House in Knocked Up

4.


Three is a Magic Number

3.


Martin Scorsese: 1 for 8

2.


Young Seth’s Illustrations in Superbad

1.


The Simpsons Movie Actually Gets Released

Honorable Mention:


Southland Tales Trailer: Holy Fucking Shit

Write-In:

Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men

TV:

5.


One Fan’s Opinion of Sanjaya Malakar

4.


It’s Business Time

3.


Dick. Box. One possibly in the other.

2.


Steeeee-rike!

1.


Onion Rings, Parallel Parking and a Shoddy Cable Connection

Honorable Mention:


Dayman and Nightman in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Write-In:

Colbert Runs for President (Almost)

Commercials:

5.


IT’S BACOOOONNNNN!!!!

4.


Ahoy

3.


RIP THINGS IN HAAAAAAAAAALF

2.

1.


Goulet’s Grand Finale

Honorable Mention:


NOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Write-In:


“I’m a Little Lad Who Loves Berries and Cream”

Miscellany:

5.


“I’m Not Taking That Chance At All! Never in Life! Never! Never!”

4.


“Doesn’t Anyone Fucking Knock?”

3.


“You Know, Roger, This Could Give Your Career a Real Shot in the Ass”

2.


Don’t Tase Me, Bro

1.


And I Think It’s Gonna Be a Long, Long Time

Honorable Mention:


Chocolate Rain

Write-In:


LOLcats in Time Magazine

The Enemies:

5.


Adam Sandler

4.


50 Cent

3.


Isiah Thomas

2.


Jerry Seinfeld

1.


Nickelback

(No HR or WIs here)

Thanks again, guys. Hope 2007 to be the first of many years of inductees.

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4 Responses to “The IITS 2007 Pop Culture Hall of Fame: THE WINNERS”

  1. blog police said

    Shit! Bandwith disaster!

  2. Anton said

    I guess photobucket did pretty well this year, huh, IITS?

  3. chris said

    fuck that’s annoying

  4. coffee said

    i nominate Chocolate rain as the #1 most likely song to get stuck in a person’s head

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